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I don't remember the names of the other players, but here's how it went down: We were playing 2on2 friends.pud. I was blue and of course my partner red and I were at 12 o'clock. Our opponents, black and orange, were at 6 as is usually the case. I did my normal routine, what I call "grunting up and moving out," and took out most of blacks peons and a few of orange's. Then orange shouted something like "Ogre rules you fuck!" hehe. Well if someone did say Ogre rules before we started, I didn't hear them. And even if I did, I would have done the same exact thing. Only crappy players play ogre rules because it is the only way they can play for more than a few minutes. As Shlonglor says:
Ogre rules are for losers like I've always said. I've found that almost everyone that plays by Ogre rules sucks at war 2. They need these rules to make their games a little longer because they suck so bad.Anyway, the next thing I know I'm under attack, but it is my ally, the guy who started the game who is attacking me! I ask him why and he says because it was ogre rules and I am a cheater! haha! Well, by this time I have built 3 taco bells in the lower right but then orange leaves! Only I thought it was black that left! So I start sappering orange while fending off red! Of course I had my walled in cannon tower next to my town hall so red soon had no peons. :) I then made quick work of the couple of towers and few troops that red had. He soon left. hehe. About this time I notice that it was orange that left and I had been wasting sappers on him! So I begin to sapper black and it is clear that I have won! haha! 3on1! This felt so cool. Well black is the only one left and we talk a little and he wants a rematch. I don't really care for 1on1's, but what the hell. He starts a game and I join it. He chooses riverx.pud I believe and starts it with those crappy default units: a Castle and 4 peons! Ug, well, I just do my usual thing and go farm, barracks, smith, etc. I'm kinda in the middle and he is at top left. I take 4 grunts up his base and do pretty good, he has a couple of knights, but i took um. His towers are too far from his mine so I'm killing peons as they pop out of the mine. :) By this time I have a couple of taco bells built and deliver a couple of tacos. So, finally he is helpless and I just play around with him. I built a tower and 2 taco bells in his town, but then I ally him! haha! the tower stops shooting him buildings and I have the demo squads just attack his buildings while repairing them with a peon! haha! Well he's getting tired of being toyed with after awhile so KaBoom! goes his few remaining buildings! The End. hehe
That was awhile ago, but here is the story of a more recent game: The scene: friends.pud, 2vs2vs2, with teams at 12, 3, and 6. I was black at 6. I start out normally while saying that it would have been more fun to make it 3on3. Which is very fun with one teammate alone on each side. Anyway, my first grunt pops out of my barracks that is located right above my mine and is imediatly hit by an arrow tower! I go "wtf?!?!" I imediatly recognize that blue has gone mill first/offence towering! What an asshole! So I certainly let all the other players know what an asshole blue is. I upgrade my TH to Keep and hope I can make some sappers real quick, but alas I have not the gold. By this time all but two of my peons are dead. I send them to the 9 o'clock mine and start mining the hell out of it and hoping no one sees me. :) hehe. I also build a mill and start lumbering. My worthy ally saves us both with a few cats. Seeing that his ploy didn't work, the blue bastard leaves without a word! haha! His partner cursed him and then left soon after, hehe. It was then 2on2. I sent a peon over to above our opponents at 3 o'clock and built four taco bells. That's the great thing about such a large map: it is very easy to hide things, especially around the edges. ;) But the entrance to green from the top was blocked by troops and 3 arrow towers! Hehe, but it turned out to be a good thing because I went in from a different angle from which my Gnomish Inventors were located. The first thing I did was take out purple's Castle! hehe, it only takes 4. Purple had a few knights patrolling after that, but I had a Flyer by then and I could avoid them easily. I then took out Green's Fortress! Hehe, of ocurse, it seems that green was built up, but didn't give his partner much help. He certainly didn't attack me. So, that's about it, I kept pounding on purple with demo squads while my partner built up big time. By the time I had used one set of 4 sappers, 4 more were ready. Kaboom, Kaboom, Kaboom! End of Story.