EFnet, #4am
7:13 PM 4/4/2000

[19:02] *** Joins: Djgirl (jen@98CD282C.ipt.aol.com)
[19:05] <Djgirl> no one is around at such a prime hour?
[19:05] <`phillip> jen  :P
[19:06] <|Mustang|> :P
[19:06] <`phillip> what'sup
[19:06] <Djgirl> Hey phillip
[19:06] <Djgirl> I finn
[19:06] <Djgirl> damn nails
[19:07] <Djgirl> I finally learned that sex sucks ass and why everyone says that teens
                 shouldn't do it
[19:07] <fRy-> Look.
[19:07] <fRy-> Do us all a favor.
[19:07] <fRy-> You're a chick, right?
[19:07] <Djgirl> yes
[19:07] <fRy-> Okay.
[19:07] <|Mustang|> :P
[19:07] <fRy-> Obtain the log of what we taught Marlina earlier.
[19:07] <fRy-> And go by that. :P
[19:08] <Djgirl> who has it?
[19:08] <|Mustang|> WTF? :P
[19:08] <fRy-> What am I? A frickin' tourguide? :P
[19:08] <|Mustang|> What have I missed? :P
[19:08] <fRy-> Basically.
[19:08] <fRy-> When you're on irc.
[19:08] <fRy-> The rules are.
[19:08] <fRy-> As a chick.
[19:08] <Djgirl> I don't understan what a tourguide has to do with this
[19:08] <fRy-> You can't say ANYTHING that's chick related.
[19:09] <fRy-> ie. "my nails"
[19:09] <Djgirl> fuck you, fry
[19:09] <fRy-> ie. "*hugs*"
[19:09] <fRy-> No, I'm afraid the fuck goes to you. :P
[19:09] <fRy-> We're trying to eradicate all chick stuff from efnet. Please help out. :P
[19:09] <fRy-> Marlina HAPPILY obliged. :P
[19:09] <Djgirl> why?
[19:09] <fRy-> Because it's annoying and childish? :P
[19:10] <deuteron> hi
[19:10] <fRy-> Chicks use the fact that they have pussies and remind everybody of that
               constantly for efnet leverege.
[19:10] <`phillip> haha
[19:10] <deuteron> haha
[19:10] <Djgirl> so you want me to pretend scratching my nonexistant balls and act like
                 a jerk all the time
[19:10] <deuteron> preach on, fRy
[19:10] <fRy-> "Oh my fucking nail" actually means "Hey, don't forget, I have tits and a cunt"
[19:10] <`phillip> hah
[19:11] <`phillip> New EFnet Order  :P
[19:11] <fRy-> In any case, I don't want to burn any bridges here as ajax would say. :P
[19:11] <fRy-> But the majority has spoken. :P
[19:11] <Djgirl> Phillip, you're usually on my side
[19:12] <fRy-> In fact. :P
[19:12] <fRy-> I just noticed. :P
[19:12] <`phillip> im afraid fRy is right
[19:12] <fRy-> Even your NICK advertises the fact that you have an extra orifice. :P
[19:12] <Djgirl> ooooh...this guy fucked me so hard, he had my all tied up and was sucking on
                 my LARGE tits!!!
[19:12] <fRy-> Djgirl: WRONG. :P
[19:12] <`phillip> hahaha
[19:13] <fRy-> The object is to always act like just another irc person. In other words, if we
               didn't know you were a chick we never would by the way you acted. :P
[19:13] <fRy-> Or the things you said. :P
[19:13] <Djgirl> so by me saying that sex is evil makes me a woman?
[19:13] <fRy-> Although that's kind of difficult considering you blatently have the word girl
               in your nick. :P
[19:13] *** Djgirl is now known as djperson
[19:13] <fRy-> Woo!
[19:13] <fRy-> Awesome. :P
[19:14] <fRy-> Although. :P
[19:14] <fRy-> We were telling Marlina how words like "pretty" should be forbidden. :P
[19:14] <djperson> I fucked this chick last night and we were frenching in the halls
[19:14] <fRy-> And somebody, I forget who, said "well, unless you say something like.. you
               have a pretty cock" :P
[19:14] <fRy-> So Mukluk joined, and Marlina said "My, Mukluk, you have a pretty cock." :P
[19:14] <fRy-> Hence the topic. :P
[19:15] <djperson> Where's joshie when you need him?
[19:15] <fRy-> ;KJASFKJHASDHJ;LKJSADL;KFJ'lkjsadl;jasdf;ljk
[19:15] <fRy-> That was rule number 14 or so. :P
[19:16] <fRy-> Next to *hugs* I think. :P
[19:16] <djperson> what was?
[19:16] <`phillip> i see it also  :P
[19:16] <fRy-> "Don't say joshie" :P
[19:16] <fRy-> You have to take into account. :P
[19:16] <fRy-> That you don't have to do a damned fucking thing. :P
[19:16] <fRy-> You can continue acting like a chick. :P
[19:16] <fRy-> I'll just personally hate you for it. :P
[19:16] <djperson> don't you already personally hate me?
[19:17] <fRy-> Nah. You seem fine to me. :P
[19:17] <djperson> what makes me fine?
[19:17] <fRy-> Uhm. :P
[19:17] <fRy-> You don't say "u" or "ur" :P
[19:17] <fRy-> That's a start. :P
[19:17] <fRy-> If you would like to study what the most idiotic female irc whore is..
               then I would suggest the readings of kt logs. :P
[19:18] <fRy-> You can learn a lot in idiocy from her. :P
[19:18] <djperson> Don't you think that is the least bit rude?
[19:18] <fRy-> Oh, I know it's rude, but she's a dirty rude cunt.. so I don't mind. :P
[19:19] <djperson> Men are so mean, that's why I prefer women
[19:19] <|Mustang|> Hahaha. :P
[19:19] <fRy-> She is the fucking Hemingway of stupid cunts on IRC. :P


[19:35] <fRy-> Did you read the log, ajax? :P
[19:35] <ajax731> I did. :P
[19:35] <fRy-> As I think Phillip called it. :P
[19:35] <fRy-> The New Efnet Order. :P
[19:35] <fRy-> NEO. :P
[19:35] <fRy-> Has a nice ring. :P


6:41 PM 2002-02-12
[18:33] <moooshy> h0h0 is ~eskimo@nr11-66-161-173-177.fuse.net * I <3 Osama bin Laden. :P
[18:33] <moooshy> h0h0 using irc.rt.ru Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
[18:33] <moooshy> h0h0 End of /WHOIS list.
[18:33] <moooshy> who is that?
[18:34] <fRy-> Mukluk.
[18:34] <moooshy> ah!
[18:34] <moooshy> he's iming me.
[18:34] <zin> im?
[18:34] <fRy-> IMing? :P
[18:34] <fRy-> This is why girls shouldn't be allowed on IRC. :P