[21:38] hi [21:38] *** Joins: Revolver (Revolver@66-188-80-20.mad.wi.charter.com) [21:38] :D [21:39] ahaha FUCK YOU M. Night-62 Shalayamaha [21:39] *** ajaxulv sets mode: +oo Revolver VaeskeSYS [21:39] <^phillip> fRy :P [21:40] SHABA ABDULLAH, KABA KABBALAH ALLAHA AKBAR~!!!!! [21:40] AIAIIAIAIAAIIAAIIAAIIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAA#@#!!@$$@! [21:40] <^phillip> akbar you, buddy [21:40] * ajaxulv fires gun into the air. [21:41] remember that video of the towel head firing a shotgun and almost breaking his shoulder [21:41] Yes. [21:41] That is one of my favorites. :P [21:42] He's pained, but his friend stands idly by. :P [21:42] haha [21:42] fRy... [21:42] AIIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIIAIAIAIAIAAIA [21:42] yeah [21:42] SHAAAAAABA KABALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA$@#$@#!@$!@$!$@!$@!@$! [21:42] AIAIAIAIAIAIIAIAIAUIA [21:43] Il y a un Dieu, et Muhummed est son prophète!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:43] AUAAUAIIAIAIAIAAIIAAIIAIAIAIAIAIAIA [21:43] this isn't exactly fry..... im his neighbor [21:43] his hot sexy neighbor? [21:43] ALLAHA AKBAR! [21:43] hell yeah [21:43] im a sexy bitch [21:43] The one he hid the cameras in their bathroom? [21:43] omg stop it [21:43] sweet, yeah we saw the videos [21:43] Wankerific. [21:44] extremely. [21:44] thats disturbing [21:44] No. [21:44] <^phillip> haha [21:44] yes [21:44] I busted a nut twice while watching you. you should be proud [21:44] It's intoxicating. [21:45] unfortunately i deleted it, do you have any others, fRy'sneighbor? [21:45] just call me michelle [21:45] Maybe you could film some of yourself? [21:45] we could pay. [21:45] yall prob know of my sister katy [21:45] we're good for at least $10. [21:46] make that $11, ajax [21:46] Bam. [21:46] rightttttttt [21:46] how old are yall? [21:46] so who did we see in the video, michelle? you or katy? what do you look like? [21:46] <^phillip> I'm the oldest :P [21:47] im 17 [21:47] jailbait [21:47] <^phillip> do we have anyone under 17 here? [21:47] I've probably only seen you from the waist down, i'm afraid. [21:47] lol [21:47] i bet you have seen this fat cat [21:47] fat cat? [21:48] lmao yeah.. [21:48] <^phillip> god [21:48] what... exactly are you referring to? [21:48] nothing nothing [21:48] kids these days.... [21:48] man [21:48] <^phillip> lol [21:48] <^phillip> See? He used my most hated acronym. :P [21:48] <^phillip> That's fucking unforgivable. :P [21:48] <^phillip> fry, Emeron is a she :P [21:48] <^phillip> Oh, no wonder he's so fucking stupid then. :P [21:48] ahahahahaha [21:49] what the hell is that> [21:49] ? [21:49] <^phillip> I'm 26 :P [21:49] <^phillip> that's a fucking QUOTE :P [21:49] I'm 18 [21:49] Shamson is our collective Father. [21:49] i dont wanna know [21:49] <^phillip> stfu and clean your room, ajax [21:49] where do yall live? [21:49] :( [21:49] get the map [21:49] Don't beat me, paw. [21:49] THE MAP [21:49] <^phillip> MAP [21:49] THE MAP! [21:49] SOMEONE GET IT. [21:50] shut up about the map and answer my damn question [21:50] http://www.nerdshack.org/TheResistance.jpg [21:50] MAYBE SHE WILL BE CLOSE ENOUGH TO HAVCE SEX WITH US. [21:50] OHMY GOD. [21:50] <^phillip> fRy's neighbor, since you probably are too stupid to figure out how to view a pdf, http://www.nerdshack.org/TheResistance.jpg [21:50] michelle. the MAP shows exactly where we live. [21:50] ohh ok [21:50] phillip, yes already thought of that. [21:50] omg im not a computer nerd [21:50] I am. [21:50] i have computer sex. [21:51] <^phillip> i sleep with my computer [21:51] <^phillip> it is warm [21:51] Yeah. [21:51] and soft. [21:51] ajax is the cybersex king. michelle you should cybersex him [21:51] plz? [21:51] lol [21:51] and believe me, i know from experience [21:51] lmao [21:51] hahhaahah [21:51] <^phillip> ok, evolution :P [21:51] speaking of syocter. [21:51] CYBVER. [21:51] Where is zin? [21:52] Shamson.. [21:52] <^phillip> yes? [21:52] ok so i still dont know where you live [21:52] Evolution the movie? :P [21:52] you don't know how to read a United States map, fRy? [21:52] <^phillip> no, evolution as she used "hahhaahah" where previously she used "lol" [21:52] Oh. [21:52] Thank god. [21:52] yeah [21:52] yall are mean im going to leave yall [21:52] YALL? [21:52] YALL BEAT ME ONCE. [21:52] WITH HIS BELT. [21:53] <^phillip> I still think she will not survive the coming Future Times [21:53] fuck youuuuu [21:53] (he was drunk) [21:53] and tweaking. [21:53] get the fuck out [21:53] no [21:53] fRy accept this dcc for "anal gape and cream pie.avi" [21:54] nah thats alright [21:54] *** Joins: Mukluk (~eskimo@nr11-66-161-173-185.fuse.net) [21:54] anyhooters [21:54] it's quite good [21:54] yes, plenty of hooters [21:54] Your disparaging air is tiresome, z0rg. :P [21:54] I won't tolerate it any longer. :P [21:54] please chop off your fingers mukluk, i'm sick of your typing [21:55] actually this anal gape.avi sucks [21:55] i get the map now [21:55] HORRAY [21:55] :) [21:55] please please no picturres [21:55] mukluk, fRy is a chick [21:55] well [21:55] WTF? :P [21:55] fRy is fRy's neighbor, supposedly [21:55] i amm [21:56] im 17... my name is michelle [21:56] you know, the one we saw the videos of, mukluk? [21:56] jesse is out with his friends [21:56] Oh. :P [21:56] its bobbys birthday [21:56] Yes. :P [21:56] We have seen many films of you. :P [21:56] lol [21:56] omgggggg [21:56] WTF? :P [21:56] she has just migrated from AOL [21:56] Evidence abounds. :P [21:57] what are you talking about? [21:57] anyways [21:57] you dont like aol? [21:57] I love AOL. Where else would i meet chicks? [21:58] ok whats your screen name.... i have aim [21:58] You little maggot, z0rg. :P [21:58] and ill send you my picture.... i think jesse has one or two of me on here [21:58] alright, i'll bite [21:59] youll bite?... what the... [21:59] why isn't Trillian connecting [21:59] Are you a whore, fRy? :P [21:59] no i am not a whore [21:59] what the hell [21:59] Hmmm. "Jesse" would have us believe otherwise. :P [21:59] im not jesse [21:59] tell the truth, Michelle [22:00] i do not have a penis [22:00] Mukluk... [22:00] Yes? :P [22:00] whats your aol screen name? [22:00] i'm a whore. [22:00] ajax. :P [22:00] That cannon is perhaps the best yet. :P [22:01] I like the cybergs. [22:01] They bleed. :P [22:01] Mukluk... [22:01] Cybergs should not bleed. [22:01] :P [22:01] boring boring boring [22:01] You must move the robot demons into the game. [22:01] It is possible. :P [22:01] Only you have the power. :P [22:01] But I don' have the models. :P [22:01] i dont know what yall are talking about:( [22:01] don' = don't. :P [22:01] I could get them very fast. :P [22:01] i'm signing up now, fry. what's your screenname? [22:01] And how would you go about that? :P [22:01] michellek03 [22:02] heh [22:02] *** Joins: fuzznutz (fuzznutz@lsanca2-ar26-4-46-134-170.lsanca2.dsl-verizon.net) [22:02] fuzzynutz [22:02] fuzznuts... thats a funny name [22:02] http://www.cs-skins.net/engine_files.cfm?page=detail-page2&game=9&mirror=10355 [22:03] I just ate miniture dill pickles. :P [22:04] I just ate 2 beers [22:05] with a tuna sandwhich. [22:06] CStew84: ya know, i was gonna come online and totally bitch you out, but i've had a good day, and i'm not gonna ruin it by stooping as low as you. Just know you are a cowardly ass hole [22:06] Litrphluid: ahhahah WTF? [22:06] WTF? [22:06] haha [22:06] CStew84 is a clever fellow. :P [22:07] <^phillip> WTF? [22:07] huh [22:07] what happend? [22:07] Who angered CStew? [22:07] she was a bitch, so I let her know what I thought of her new hair cut. =) [22:08] :E [22:08] Did she get a bull-dyke cut? :P [22:08] Fuck these "people." :P [22:08] oh fuck yes [22:08] ajaxulv, it's so bad [22:08] Whom I don't know. :P [22:09] <^phillip> Michelle, how did you get in fRy's house? :P [22:09] :D [22:09] I think that I know what's going on here. :P [22:09] im staying over here... my mom is outta town [22:10] fRy has turned into a woman? :P [22:10] and im bored so im on his computer [22:10] <^phillip> heh [22:10] no..... [22:10] Drep meg. :P [22:10] <^phillip> should fRy be advised to lock his computar? [22:10] send us the penis pictures, Michelle [22:10] omg... if yall tell him i was on here ill kill you [22:10] with my bare hands [22:10] Haha. [22:10] <^phillip> haha [22:10] haha not really [22:10] kinky [22:10] You just forced us to tell him. :P [22:10] lol [22:10] hahahah [22:10] oh well [22:10] all he can do is spank me [22:11] Hmmm. :P [22:11] Like he spanks me. :( [22:11] <^phillip> vile temptress :P [22:11] That's win-win. :P [22:11] I'm going to fucking compose a petition. :P [22:11] anyhooterssssssss [22:11] Did fRy ever go and stay with a55on? :P [22:11] To change "LOL" to "LA." :P [22:11] <^phillip> moneo? [22:11] kekeke la~~~~~~~~ [22:12] pip: He was going to go to a55on's for the weekend or some shit some time ago. :P [22:12] And he was going to take his girlfriend to meet that piece of human trash. :P [22:12] What the fuck? :P [22:12] *** Quits: Revolver (Revolver@66-188-80-20.mad.wi.charter.com) (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [22:13] huh [22:13] <^phillip> phear: http://www2.netdoor.com/~pms/photos/yearbook.pics.html [22:13] I'd rather die than visit Arspm/. "{ [22:13] <^phillip> ajax, wtf? [22:13] what the fuck, phillip [22:13] Your 11th grade photo rocks. :P [22:13] Hahahahaha. :P [22:13] you looked your best in 5th grade, phillip [22:14] mmm [22:14] You have the dorkiest 8th grade photo. :P [22:14] <^phillip> zorg, yes [22:14] You should always look straight at the camera. :P [22:14] And you should grow your hair back. :P [22:14] :P [22:14] You look fucking stupid now. :P [22:14] Grow a beard again. :P [22:14] HE CAN'T> [22:14] *** Joins: Revolver (Revolver@66-188-80-20.mad.wi.charter.com) [22:14] OH MUH GOD. [22:14] <^phillip> fucking DoD :P [22:14] Because he's of Mongoloid stock? :P [22:14] And has sparse facial hair? :P [22:15] http://www2.netdoor.com/~pms/photos/webcam.1999-08-29c.jpg [22:15] :D [22:15] Plus, he has splotchy white skin from his disease. :P [22:15] <^phillip> WTF? :P [22:15] ahahaha [22:15] I have a picture of shamson> [22:16] Could someone provide webspace for me to send it? :P [22:16] It's quite...surreal. [22:16] Right here. :P [22:16] You look so much like my uncle, Shamson. :P [22:16] *** Quits: Revolver (Revolver@66-188-80-20.mad.wi.charter.com) (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [22:16] <^phillip> ajax, dcc [22:16] I would DCC if i could. :P [22:17] http://www2.netdoor.com/~pms/photos/webcam.1999-09-06c.jpg [22:17] Haha. :P [22:17] Why can't I DCC send? :P [22:17] JESUS! [22:17] What the FUCK? [22:17] *** Joins: jabowah (jabowah@dsl83.mvtel.net) [22:17] <^phillip> heh [22:17] ... [22:17] <^phillip> dunno [22:17] What the fuck? [22:18] damnit im good [22:18] Who the FUCK is jabowah? [22:18] someone smack me on the ass cuz im on a role [22:18] me [22:18] I don't know. :P [22:18] *** ajaxulv sets mode: -o+b jabowah *!*jabowah@*.mvtel.net [22:18] *** jabowah was kicked by ajaxulv (banned: Random Kickban) [22:18] <^phillip> surely ajax can figure out someplace to put a damn jpg so we can download it [22:18] *** Quits: Revolver (Revolver@66-188-80-20.mad.wi.charter.com) (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) [22:18] <^phillip> fucking install apache on your computar [22:18] I'm going too, comrade. :P [22:19] <^phillip> *tear* Ajax-san [22:20] *** Joins: Revolver (Revolver@66-188-80-20.mad.wi.charter.com) [22:21] [jabowah ) i see someone paste a link to http://www.nerdshack.org/TheResistance.pdf i see irc nicks, i join #theresistance, and then i get kickbanned [22:21] <^phillip> A logical sequence of events [22:21] haha what :P [22:21] HE KNOWS WHERE WE LIVE. [22:21] <^phillip> haqha [22:22] relax.. it's just jabowah :P he has less IQ than minya [22:22] somewhere around 52 or something [22:22] I don't know who "jabowah" is. :P [22:23] [Mukluk ) You are a low-down, no-good dirty motherfucker. What do you think about that? :P [22:23] [jabowah ) stfu cuntspit. i fuck your mothers for lunch [22:23] WTF? :P [22:25] ahahaha [22:25] In the Bible it says that this log I own is about to punch your vagina. [22:25] omg [22:25] hhaha [22:27] *** Quits: fRy (fRy@cs242239-134.houston.rr.com) (Quitters never win.) [22:28] <^phillip> WTF? [22:28] Is there anyone who has not enjoyed your whoring fuckhole? [22:28] <^phillip> boomz is a fast one :P [22:28] :P [22:28] :P Session Close: Wed May 15 22:30:46 2002 [23:30] *** Joins: fRy- (fRy@cs242239-134.houston.rr.com) [23:31] <^PMS> fRy [23:31] <^PMS> is this you? :P [23:31] <^PMS> or your neighbor again? :P [23:32] ... :P [23:32] <^PMS> answer, fRy :P [23:32] <^PMS> WTF? [23:36] Oh. I remember that. :P [23:37] She said she was talking to you people or something. :P [23:37] <^PMS> fRy, have you seen the log of what she said last night :P [23:37] I need to read that fucking log. :P [23:37] <^PMS> it is funny :P [23:37] Fucking locking this system next time. :P [23:37] <^PMS> hahaah [23:37] Plus I come home every day and bersirc is turned off. :P [23:38] <^PMS> she was all "lol"ing :P [23:38] <^PMS> and apparently she found pictures of your penis on your computar :P [23:39] <_nihil> Ridars on teh storm. [23:39] Oh, she did not. :P [23:39] Did she for real? :P [23:39] <_nihil> AAHAHAHA. [23:39] <_nihil> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. [23:40] <_nihil> Log, pls. [23:41] <_nihil> MOTHERFUCKING LOG, PLEASE. [23:41] GIVE THE LOG [23:42] <_nihil> I HAVE THE LOG FOR YOU, BOOZM [23:42] :) [23:42] God. I'm reading it now [23:42] I'm gonna kill her. [23:42] <_nihil> SOMEONE GIVE ME TEH LOG [23:43] Uhhh why am I not on the map? [23:43] GIVE ME LOG :P [23:43] <_nihil> Yes. :P [23:43] <_nihil> Post log. [23:44] z0rg [23:44] Dies. [23:44] <^PMS> http://www2.netdoor.com/~pms/irc/fry.txt [23:46] Goood. [23:46] Fucking Michelle dies she just went to bed, too. [23:47] Anyway this fucker gets locked now. :P [23:47] <^PMS> haha [23:47] <_nihil> WTF? [23:48] <_nihil> Ahaha. [23:48] I assume that was last night. [23:48] I puked like six times. [23:48] :[ [23:49] Went out with my friend and drank, drank, drank, puked, then had to go to work at 6am. [23:49] <^PMS> [21:56] she has just migrated from AOL [23:49] <^PMS> [21:56] Evidence abounds. :P [23:49] Which I have to do in five hours so I should probably log off. :P [23:49] <_nihil> Hahahaha. [23:49] <_nihil> No, fRy-. :P [23:49] <_nihil> Stay. :P [23:49] What do you expect dude she's a fucking 17 year old girl. :P [23:49] <^PMS> haha [23:49] <^PMS> yeah [23:49] <^PMS> could have been much worse [23:50] cut your fucking hair pip [23:50] She's not going to come on here and colonpee it up whilst talking about the latest photoshop contest or jeffk on sa. :P [23:50] Night, folks. :P [23:50] Love you, pip. :P [23:50] :P [23:50] <^PMS> toodles :P [23:50] hahahha [23:50] let her on more [23:50] she' sfun [23:51] You've got to realize you're saying nasty shit to a girl I've known most of my life. :P [23:51] I can't entirely blame you all, as I'd do the same, but this shit gets locked regardless here on out. :P [23:51] I'll talk tomorrow night I've got work in the fucking morning. :P [23:52] where's the pics of her? when does she turn 18 [23:52] <^PMS> zorg sent me a pic, but it was one that fRy had shared months ago [23:52] Did I miss something interesting? :P [23:52] zorg needs to chill out [23:52] for starters, she's 17. secondly, i know her. [15:07] ahahah. [15:07] from an ircnerdshoe standpoint... [15:07] fry was raped. [15:07] by a little girl. :P